I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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"My editor won’t let any of the characters swear. Which is sometimes difficult because Ron is definitely a boy who would swear."
J.K. Rowling  (via theytookmyluna)

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